KELLY'S STORY - Don't be too clever!
 

Chris: Here's madam brainbox's work. A bit careless of her leaving it out like that....

Kirstie: God, do you see how much she's done? She must have spent the whole night on it.

Chris: She just shows the rest of us up. Shall I stick it up here on these shelves? What d'you think Jo.

Joanne: Yeah, stick miss stuck-ups up there.

Kirstie: She'll probably remember it all anyway. Her brain's as big as Sarah's bum.

Kirstie: Watch it! Here she comes.

Kelly: Hiya!

Chris: Shhh. I'm busy.

Kelly: Well, I wouldn't want to interfere with something as rare as that. Oh I see, very funny, so where's my work then?

Kirstie: Sorry? What?

Kelly: You heard! Who's nicked my work?

Kirstie: Don't look at me.

Joanne: Don't look at me either. (Quietly) I don't fancy you.

Kelly: What's that supposed to mean?

Joanne: Whatever you like. I don't like you looking at me okay? I don't know what you might be thinking.

Kelly: Same old rubbish Joanne? Why don't you give it a rest? Actually, I'm thinking how could anybody even like you, never mind fancy you.

Joanne: Well that's a relief, I'm safe then.

Chris: Oh shut it Joanne.

Joanne: Sticking up for your gay friends Chris?