CHRIS'S STORY - Straight and narrow?
 

Jamie: Let's have that ball Terry. (Terry throws the ball to him but misses)

Jamie: What a gay throw.

Terry: Not as gay as the way you were in that five-a-side yesterday.

Jamie: Couldn't concentrate could I? Not after that gay maths test.

Hussain: Shut up and play, you two.

Mel: Gimme a go!

Hussain: No way. It's a guy thing.

Mel: Gay thing, more like. Come on, I'm great, I'll be in goal.

Terry: This will be a laugh.

Mel: So this is what I do as a goalie, right, I just pick the ball up and run around with it, like in basketball?

Terry: Mel, you are such a girl.

Mel: Well, yes, I'm glad you noticed.

Jamie: So are you going to drop that ball and let us have a proper game?

Mel: Oh go on then, have your gay game of footie, I've got better things to do.